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Carol of the Unicorns

[Rapid bells, frantic layered vocals] [Manic, swirling energy] [Verse 1 – manic and enthusiastic] Deck the halls with shimmering ribbons— Tinsel tangled, chaos written! Mephala shouts, “Watch that flame!” Tazar juggles pots in vain— “Ossir, no! Glitter in the porridge again?!” Bubblegum whispers, “Judge’s near, Gossip spreads! They’re all here!” “Ossir, the mayor’s stealing your ideas!” Prism yells, “Climb the rafters high! Hang those lights across the sky!” “Don’t fall! Don’t break the pie!” [Chorus – Crew + Unicorns overlapping, stomping] Ding dong, bells go crazy, Unicorns make Ossir hazy! Ding dong, chaos blazing, Winter’s Crest is never lazy! [Verse 2] Underneath the mistletoe— Jimmy and Crag steal the show! Lemon Drop giggles, “Make it hotter!” Ossir shouts, “I’m the better lover!” Ossir pushes in between the pair, “Three-way kiss! Dare if you dare!” (oh my!) Theo sips the spiked-up tea, “Ahhh, warm waves wash over me.” Mephala gasps, “What did you do?” Ossir grins, “Just seasoning brew.” Theo snores loud, passed out cold— MacDaddy’s peace quickly sold! [Chorus – Crew + Unicorns overlapping, stomping] Ding dong, bells go crazy, Unicorns make Ossir hazy! Ding dong, chaos blazing, Winter’s Crest is never lazy! [Verse 3] Tinsel flies in furious bursts— He binds Tazar and Rissa first! Ossir wraps the lovers tight, Tinsel binds with festive might! “Perfect match!” Rissa squeals, Tazar beams, The staff now stuck in holiday dreams. (Hehehe!) Sugarfrost sighs, “Spend more gold— Make the lights burn bright and bold!” Peppy Pop roars, “Fight the cold! Show them all you’re brave and bold!” [Final Chorus – Full crew, frantic joyous chaos] Ding dong, bells go crazy, Unicorns make Ossir hazy! Ding dong, chaos blazing, Winter’s Crest is never lazy! Ding dong, sing it loud, Ossir rules this festive crowd! Ding dong, lights ablaze, Welcome to the crazy days! [Outro – Whispered unicorns fading] (La la la la la la la la) (Happy Winters Crest Everyone!)