[Intro – spoken / hype] World’s a battlefield, Putin vs. Trump, Who’s the bigger boss? Whose the bigger deal? [Chorus – catchy, ironic] Who’s got more power, who’s got the bigger game, Putin or Trump, let’s ignite the flame! one is d*ck-tator, one is hair-faker world leaders getting hungry!! for absolute domination!!! [Verse 1 – flexing their countries] [voice 1 Putin: russian accent] We got Russian gas, bears and babushka´s a*s , I’m the one you better not mess, my country is tough like our accents. Siberia´s cold ,like my vodka on the side, Trump, your FAT-murica is just fast-food over-ride! [voice 2 Trump: american accent] Skyscrapers high, Vegas lights so flashy, I made America great again, froze your worthless money! My dollar rulles the world, value risein all the time, your heroic photo on horse, just make me cringe smile. [Verse 2 – attacking each other’s stereotypes] [voice 1 Putin: russian accent] Trump, your burgers ki*l*n everyone around, Your fast-food kids are wider than grand canyon! got few slim bikini babes, just for the story, that will end up on purn*ub. your American glory, haha more like gl*ry holl*y! [voice 2 Trump: american accent] Putin, you drink vodka instead of water, Everyone in russia looks like bear-like fodder. Tanks on the streets, it’s a pretty hardcore show, Russia is lifestyle, until you fall out from window!!! [Verse 3 – insults & nukes] [voice 1 Putin: russian accent] I got nu*es that can crush your town, mr.Trump.. your little cute rockets cant evan fly as far as my! [voice 2 Trump: american accent] My n*kes are twice as bigger, than bald spots on your head, so you better behave cuz , I could melt your icy mother Russia, with my laser gun in space! [Verse 4 – space missions] [voice 1 Putin: russian accent] I got Sputnik, I own the cosmos game, was first in space, so better sh*t u*p.. and celebrate, your rainbow g*y pride day! [voice 2 Trump: american accent] We´ll fly to the Mars, build cities on the moon, Putin.. your rockets su*ks! like your babushka so good! [Verse 5 – reconciliation & admiration] [voice 1 Putin: russian accent] Trump, your skyscrapers are massive and bright, are u hungry? here comes the airplane al*h akb*a!! [voice 2 Trump: american accent] Putin, you´re mor*n! ,it was inside job,! same as it was with babushka´s pi*děc all along!! [Verse 6 – Zelensky & world peace] ..Suddenly Zelensky with a jo*nt stepin in.. “Guys can u just chill! Let’s light up a joint, make world peace again!! They inhale it all in, then eat some fresh muffin, laugh light up the scene, World peace restored again, srew the world domination, lets go smoke some more w*ed!! [Chorus – final] Who’s got more power, who’s got bigger game, Putin, Trump, and Zelensky, high as f*ck its insane! We all laugh, the world’s got his peace again, rap.. and w*ed.. magically.. save the day SO WHO WON?!!! AND WHO IS JUST G*Y!!
