If We Survive This

[Intro] One day we're gonna get ourselves killed. Worth it. [Verse 1] We snuck into a wizard tower just to see what we could find. Stole a glowing magic relic marked with twenty warning signs. Pulled a lever, pushed a button, heard reality complain. Then a black hole opened up and almost sucked us down the drain. Books were flying, walls were shaking, wizard screaming from his throne. Half the room got swallowed whole and somehow we still made it home. Jumped through broken windows laughing while the whole damn tower fell. If that's not a perfect evening, what the fuck is wrong with y'all? [Pre-Chorus] Every terrible decision turns into a story. Every near-death experience sounds better in the morning. [Chorus] Both: IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Drinks are on us tonight! Raise a glass to bad ideas That somehow turned out right! IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Tell the taverns what you saw! We ain't chasing safety, We're chasing stories worth the scars! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Life is short, So make it loud enough To echo past the stars! [Verse 2] I was carrying stolen potion bottles, she was laughing at the sky. Whole damn tower falling down and neither one of us asked why. Then we hustled cards with a treant sitting roadside by the trail. Won his gold, stole his mushrooms, then got chased halfway to hell. Roots were crashing all around us, branches tearing through the night. I was yelling "RUN, YOU IDIOT!" and for once I think I was right. Fastest sprint I've ever managed, nearly lost my favorite knife. Still had treasure in one pocket and a stolen pie for later, nice. [Pre-Chorus] Every bridge we shouldn't cross somehow gets crossed twice. Every warning sign we see just sounds like bad advice. [Chorus] Both: IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Drinks are on us tonight! Raise a glass to bad ideas That somehow turned out right! IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Tell the taverns what you saw! We ain't chasing safety, We're chasing stories worth the scars! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Life is short, So make it loud enough To echo past the stars! [Verse 3] Climbed a dragon mountain just to watch the sunset burn. Knocked upon his treasure pile and waited for our turn. Dragon woke up furious with murder in his eyes. Honestly the view alone was worth almost dying twice. Then we crashed an elf sanctuary where silence was the law. Turned a sacred gathering into something nobody saw. Kingdom guards came charging, bells were ringing through the streets. We escaped across the rooftops laughing covered head to feet. [Build] Maybe one day we'll learn our lesson. Today's not that day. [Bridge] We opened a black hole! OH SHIT! We cheated a treant! WORTH IT! We woke a dragon! STILL WORTH IT! We got banned from the elf sanctuary! AGAIN!: Again?! THIRD FUCKING TIME! [Breakdown] Both: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! One of these days we're getting arrested! One of these days?! Probably! Fair enough! [Final Chorus] Both: IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Drinks are on us tonight! Raise a glass to bad ideas That somehow turned out right! IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Tell the taverns what you saw! We ain't chasing safety, We're chasing stories worth the scars! IF WE SURVIVE THIS— We'll probably do it all again! Different kingdom, different trouble, Same ridiculous friends! IF WE SURVIVE THIS— Let the whole damn world sing along! Life is short, So make it loud enough To become a song! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! [Outro] Think we're ever gonna learn? Absolutely fucking not. Good.