[Verse 1] “Go make real music! Get yourself a studio!” Thanks for the tip, love, I’ll get right on the show! “It’s soulless garbage, it’s nothing but AI!” Oh dear, sound the sirens, somebody’s gonna cry! [Pre-Chorus] I’ll pack up my imagination, Put my dreams upon a shelf, And spend my days complaining To strangers like yourself! [Chorus] Little old me? What a terrible crime! Making silly songs in my spare time! Three little likes and two hundred views, I’m ruining careers? Well, that’s bloody news! Little old me? Have I got that power? Destroying the music industry by the hour! I’m a budget superstar, a musical catastrophe, Someone stop this menace — it’s little old me! [Verse 2] “You’re putting artists out of work!” Oh, really? That’s absurd! My three likes and two hundred views Have shaken up the world! Somewhere in a mansion, a superstar’s in tears, My little Halloween song has threatened their careers! “You haven’t got a clue! You don’t know what music means!” Says the bloke who’s writing essays underneath my Halloween! [Bridge] You hate the vocals, hate the beat, But know the chorus word for word! You’ve watched it, you’ve commented, Congratulations, you’ve been heard! Keep on typing, feed my creativity, Every nasty comment makes another banger out of me! [Final Chorus] Little old me? What a terrible crime! Making silly songs in my spare time! Three little likes and two hundred views, I’m ruining careers? Well, that’s bloody news! You can keep your crown and your authority, I’ll keep making tunes for my own amusement and creativity! You bring the hate, I’ll bring the bass, And turn your angry comments into one more rave! [Outro] I’d ask for your comeback… But I don’t want to catch an STD. Now scroll along, darling. I’ve got another song to make!
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