"Ugh.. ever notice how like... we're getting...fatter?..." It's conspiracy, a delicious one at that. Fast food diets blew up and now everyone is fat! From wider double doors to mobility devices The government has been enabling our vices. I can't walk- I can only waddle My ass is double double wide and fuck does it wobble. Cellulite galore as my belly sags and sways Fast food is my addiction, and here it's gonna stay "I could soooo go for some grease buckets right now...how about you?" It's conspiracy, a dangerous one at that. Fast food diets blew up and now everyone is fat! The FDA is legalizing unhealthy portion sizes The government has been enabling our hedonistic vices. "Come on girl, let's get some McDonald's! They're serving in troughs now! [Laughs]" I can't walk- I can only waddle My ass is double double wide and fuck does it wobble. Cellulite galore as my belly sags and sways Fast food is my addiction, and here it's gonna stay
