This is Station K G O D. Thank God! The station that makes it! Broadcasting tonight from somewhere between the clickbait and the truth. You guys tricked me into this. This is all your fault. You made me watch that Waking State video on YouTube and MetaCafe, and then you put a button there, so I'd end up at the Norton Street video channel, and the next thing I knew, here I was in the absolute at Norton Street again. Even in life, I can't seem to escape ice-cold, bitter voidness and eternity. Nobody made you click on the button to view the video. Oh, bornless one. Well, somebody certainly did something to make me hit that view button. The tags were all sex tags, the description was a long, sexy description, with very sexy words strung out together. That's the way we always do it. Yes, I thought it was gonna be a porn video. There are no porn videos on YouTube. That's what you and the morons at Google say, Audrey, but in point of fact, there are tons of hardcore porn videos on YouTube, many of them with millions of hits. YouTube is owned by Google. They take that stuff down. Oh, Bornless. The hell they do some of the foulest stuff has millions of hits and has been up for years. Anyhow, I hit the button thinking I was gonna see some booty shape or something. Yes, it's true, that's how we get folks who need to climb the ladder of consciousness up here to Norton Street. With Porn? Can you tell me anything else that actually gets people's attention? Tonight's program is brought to you by Attention Deficit Advertising. Is your profound spiritual teaching being ignored? Our experts package timeless wisdom inside irresistible headlines. People may arrive looking for one thing and leave questioning the nature of reality. Attention Deficit Advertising, because enlightenment deserves better marketing. We tried everything, nothing else seems to work as well as sex. Gosh, I guess you're right. That's all you see in tobacco and automobile commercials. How about sports tags, titles, and descriptions? Only tags with NBA seem to have any effect, but you still have to put in a thumbnail cheat of a very sexy young Asian girl with big breasts and what they call a bubble butt. Maybe when I get back to planet Earth, I can try some alternative listings for you, so they're not all fake porn videos that turn out to be Norton Street and waking state inductions. That would be very nice. You'll need to get at least a million hits on one Norton Street video to impress any of us up here, though. Well, I'll give it my best. That's all anyone can promise! Unlimited. Chance of accidentally awakening after clicking the wrong video. 87%. Chance you were looking for something else entirely. 100%. Back now to Norton Street. I feel like we're far out in space or something. Yes, that's true. We are always far out in space. That's what is all around us. Even if you were on planet Earth, you'd be surrounded by Cold, almost empty space just outside the thin shell of atmospheric gases. You mean there's no such thing as air up here? Then what are we breathing? We aren't breathing anything we don't have to breathe. But we seem to be breathing, our chests are moving our mouths, and nostrils are moving. Yes, but that's because these 3B models are animated as if They're moving. I see us breathing and talking. Yes, that's the beauty of the God Machina engine. It makes it all seem so real, and yet there's no chance you mistake it for the typical human reality. There's a chunk of stuff missing over there in the corner of the living room. Where? Right there, near the front door. Leave a chunk out so you You can see the void directly from here, to help you remember that all phenomena is illusion. Isn't it all phenomena? Our illusions? Where exactly is here? Meaning what? How can we be nowhere and seem so freaking here?