Verse 1] There he goes again, that dragon knight, Blue eyes shining like he did nothing wrong tonight. Another broken door, another magic wall, And somehow everybody says it’s Michael’s fault. Raven crosses her arms, gives him that stare, “Michael, tell me why there’s smoke everywhere?” He smiles that smile, says, “Baby, hear me out…” She tries to stay mad, but she knows what he’s about. [Pre-Chorus] Oh, you make me crazy, You drive me out my mind, Every little disaster, And I’m still by your side. I should be angry, I should make you pay, But then you look at me like that, And my heart gets in the way! [Chorus] Michael, Michael, what am I gonna do? Everything goes wrong, and they all blame you! You turn my whole world upside down, But I still want you around! Michael, Michael, you’re trouble, it’s true, But nobody makes me feel the way you do! Let the whole world point and say, “Michael’s fault again today!” I’ll roll my eyes, but I’ll still admit— I love you every crazy little bit! [Verse 2] He’ll fight a dragon, save the kingdom too, Then somehow knock a priceless statue clean in two. He says, “Raven, babe, technically not my fault!” While everybody’s running from another lightning bolt. She shakes her head, but she takes his hand, Nobody else could ever understand. Behind the chaos and the knightly pride, She knows the sweet man that he tries to hide. [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, you make me crazy, But crazy feels so right, You’re my favorite headache Every day and every night. When the castle’s burning, And they’re calling out your name, I’ll probably blame you too— Then kiss you anyway! [Chorus] Michael, Michael, what am I gonna do? Everything goes wrong, and they all blame you! You turn my whole world upside down, But I still want you around! Michael, Michael, you’re trouble, it’s true, But nobody makes me feel the way you do! Let the whole world point and say, “Michael’s fault again today!” I’ll roll my eyes, but I’ll still admit— I love you every crazy little bit! [Bridge – Raven] Maybe you’re reckless, Maybe you’re wild, Maybe trouble follows you mile after mile. But when you hold me close, I forget every fight, My ridiculous dragon knight Still makes everything feel right. [Michael] “So… you’re not mad?” [Raven] “Oh, I’m definitely mad.” [Michael] “…Still love me?” [Raven] “Unfortunately.” [Final Chorus] Michael, Michael, what am I gonna do? The whole world falls apart whenever I’m with you! You make me laugh, you make me shout, But I’d never want a life without— Michael, Michael, my beautiful fool, Breaking every single sensible rule! And when they ask who caused it all, Yeah, I already know who they’ll call! It’s Michael’s fault! Michael’s fault! Baby, somehow it’s always your fault! But when the madness finally stops… Raven still loves Michael lots!
