I’ll provide translations for “Lend me your dick, professor” in various languages, but be aware that this phrase is quite informal and explicit, so it may not translate directly in some languages. Also, cultural norms and linguistic conventions may alter how the phrase is expressed. Here are approximate translations: 1. French: “Prête-moi ta bite, professeur.” 2. Spanish: “Préstame tu polla, profesor.” 3. German: “Leih mir deinen Schwanz, Professor.” 4. Russian: “Дай мне свой член, профессор.” (Dai mne svoy chlen, professor) 5. Ukrainian: “Позич мені свій член, професоре.” (Pozich meni sviy chlen, profesore) 6. Thai: “ขอยืมควยของคุณหน่อย ศาสตราจารย์” (Khor yeum khway khong khun noi, sastracharn) 7. Vietnamese: “Cho tôi mượn c*c của anh, giáo sư.” 8. Japanese: “教授、君のチンコを貸してくれ。” (Kyōju, kimi no chinko o kashite kure.) 9. Mandarin (Chinese): “教授，借你的鸡巴用一下。” (Jiàoshòu, jiè nǐ de jībā yòng yīxià.) 10. Indonesian: “Pinjamkan kemaluanmu, Profesor.” 11. Dutch: “Leen me je lul, professor.”
