
Hard-stuck Plat (The Ego Check)
[Intro] W G PAPA Z! Sector 253. We in the Platinum lobbies now. Home of the hard-stuck. Everybody blames the team here. Let's bounce. [Beat Drop] [Chorus] One versus two in the Plat, I make it look so easy! Hard-stuck players in the chat, they making my stomach queasy! Sweating for the SR, but they really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I'm sipping on the Fiji! They thought they had the round, but I'm holding down the site! Wallbang through the soft wall, catch 'em in the night! [Verse 1] Queueing up for ranked, they been Plat for five years Losing on the entry, now they crying real tears Blaming all the randoms cause they lost the 1v1 Platinum rank lobby, yeah they really acting done JBN is pushing, but he forgot to check the corner Now he in the Discord sounding like a real mourner Dropping C4 from the ceiling, playing vertical Got these Platinum ranks spinning like a merry-go [Beat Stops] [Spoken Word] Hold up. Pause the beat. Did this guy really just blame my drone placement because he lost his gunfight? Like, actually? Bro has been Plat 3 since 2019. Tell him to take some accountability. It's an absolute atrocity. [Heavy Beat Drop] [Chorus] One versus two in the Plat, I make it look so easy! Hard-stuck players in the chat, they making my stomach queasy! Sweating for the SR, but they really cannot see me! WGPAPAZ, man I'm sipping on the Fiji! They thought they had the round, but I'm holding down the site! Wallbang through the soft wall, catch 'em in the night! [Verse 2] I told 'em no slivered onions, keep my crosshair clean Now I'm stuck with Plat players wiping out my whole regime I'm swinging on the angle, yeah I'm moving like a ghost Playing with the egos that be doing way too most But I'm laid back, autotune, sipping on the water Sending whole five-stacks straight into the slaughter Are you an idiot? Are you a moron or what? I'm the only 99 that is calling every shot [Outro] W G PAPA Z. Sector 253. Enjoy your Platinum charm again this season, bro. No slivered onions. GG boys. [End]

