Wreck This House!

[Intro] Okay. Whose house is this? [Verse 1] I walked through the door Nobody knew my name Everybody looked at me Like I was losing some kind of game Music too loud Lights too bright Somebody's drinking my good wine Alright I don't know nobody Nobody knows me So I guess tonight I'm finally free [Pre-Chorus] I got a bad idea I got a worse one I got a feeling This is gonna be fun [Chorus] I'm gonna wreck this house I'm gonna tear it apart I'm gonna dance on the furniture I'm gonna break some hearts I'm gonna wreck this house I'm gonna turn it inside out (wait) This is my house. [Verse 2] There's somebody sleeping On my living room floor There's somebody making out Behind my bedroom door Someone put a cigarette Out in my sink Someone's wearing my jacket And I don't even think I should be this angry I should probably intervene But honestly, this is The best party I've ever seen [Pre-Chorus] I got a bad idea I got a worse one I got a feeling I've forgotten something [Chorus] I'm gonna wreck this house I'm gonna tear it apart I'm gonna dance on the furniture I'm gonna break some hearts I'm gonna wreck this house I'm gonna turn it inside out (wait) This is my house. [Post-Chorus] Oh-oh-oh This is my house Oh-oh-oh Everybody out No, wait. Everybody stay. [Verse 3] I found my keys Inside the freezer Found my wallet Under the speaker Found a note on the counter That says, "Buy more ice" That's my handwriting. That's not nice. I looked around At the broken lamp The empty bottles The mysterious damp And suddenly I knew the truth I've been here before. [Breakdown] Wait. Wait wait wait. Whose house is this? My house. Whose couch is this? My couch. Whose neighbors are calling The police right now? Oh. Mine. [Bridge] And everybody's looking at me Like I'm supposed to know what to do But I don't know what to do I barely know what I had for dinner So turn it up Turn it up Turn it up again If we're gonna destroy the place We might as well make it worth cleaning [Final Chorus] We're gonna wreck this house We're gonna tear it apart We're gonna dance on the furniture We're gonna break some hearts We're gonna wreck this house We're gonna turn it inside out And if anybody asks Who threw this party? I did. [Outro] I think. Wait. Yeah. Definitely me. Okay everybody— WELCOME TO MY HOUSE!