[Intro] Anyone else notice strange things happenin' lately? Not exactly sure what but hard to miss electricity fluctuate greatly. What could it be, I hope it ain't just me... I guess I'll just have to wait and see... (Woowoowoowoowoo) --- [Verse 1] Yo...yo...yo, today feels a bit too electric, static charged, the vibe felt so weird. I thought maybe a thunder storm drew near but it's way worse than I feared. My cell phone flickered, maybe it was just a blip so I wasn't gonna trip. Then during breakfast felt my spoon slip then rip free of my grip. Spoon flew with such force it stuck in the wall...I just sat staring in awe... I struggled to believe what the fuck I just saw...(Aw hell naw) Microwave turned on and the blender came alive as well. Then each began to levitate and then they fell...(What the hell?) Phone was on five percent but now it says it's charged at max. Not sure about that but it's makin' it impossible to relax. Went for my keys to go for a cruise but then they took flight. Flew out the window...saw my car devoured by a gang of Magnemite. Makes sense now why I had issues with anything metal. I'll just have to stay home and wait for this raid to settle. Lookin' outside I saw chaotic scenes, so much it was difficult to explain. My gums started to ache, then that ache became unbelievable pain. A Magnemite hovered too close and tore free the fillings from my teeth. Static in the air now pipelines too were being ripped free from beneath. --- [Chorus] Magnemite invasion came in the dead of night. Magnetic thunderstorm overtook everything in sight. They came in like an unnatural disaster deadly metallic flood. So many Magnemite, I feel the iron tuggin' from within my blood. Nuts, bolts, hubcaps, pocket change, rattlin' chains, cars, even some choo-choo trains. Stripping the surface of everything metal till nothin' magnetic remains. The air became crowded and the true fuckery had then just begun. Magnetism grew into fusion now introducing Magneton...this'll be fun... --- [Verse 2] Steel clad monsters tearin' up the streets of Celadon see the city get shredded. Seems they are drifting towards the same place...shit, it's what I dreaded...my house is where they're headed. (Fuck...) The sound of colliding Magnemite is allot louder than one might think. The metallic crescendo of each fuckin' clink pushed my sanity to its brink. Everything I own is torn apart or they stole whole in the turmoil. Why's my house the goal, what is that in the soil starting to boil?! Magnetic rhetoric, wait till you see what the Magneton have done... Seems a mass conglomeration had begun... the silver clump lit up and spun... No doubt about it a hellish maelstrom of chrome we're about to be thrown. Once they achieve synthesis we're fuckin' boned we stand zero chance against a Magnezone. --- [Break] (Woowoowoowoowoo) That's it, we're finished... All hope has diminished... Remember when Magnemite tried tuggin' my iron free? Now I see it isn't red, my blood now looks like water pourin' outta me... --- [Final Verse/Outro ] This is bad, this is a catastrophic calamity. It let out a thunder wave...SLAM...it just hit me... Flippin' and floppin' with no signs of stoppin'. Nobody would survive the kinda shit he be droppin'. With the last of my vision I scan the horizon... Wasn't a spot that no Magnezone now flies in... Guess this is the extent of the metal mutants magnetic rhetoric... It has became that dreaded time my clock would no longer tick... Merged metal magnet monster Magnezone! Comin' together to form the worst disaster ever known! Drawn to each other means they're drawn to oblivion too... The more that combined the more destructive their thunder wave's grew... Took every Steelix, every Scizor, and even cleared the skies of every Skarmory too. If I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes I wouldn't believe this fuckin' story was even true. (Woowoowoowoowoo) ...Lightning sparked one last thunder wave... ...Leaving nothing left worthy to save... Apocalyptic Mag-Mag-Magnetic Rhetoric Left nothin' but bone, stone, wood, and brick. (Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo)
