[Verse 1 - Male] Where is my super suit? I’m runnin’ late I got things to do Keys by the door But the cape is gone Checked every drawer This is all kinds of wrong [Female] Why do you need to know? You only wear it for a stupid show There’s pasta boiling and the kids need fed You want to play hero while the sauce goes red [Chorus - Male] Where is my super suit? (baby, I’m serious) I’ve got a world to save Lookin’ like a fool [Female] You don’t need a cape (you need to wash those dishes) If you wanna be a hero Start with this room [Male] Where is my super suit? [Female] It’s right where your gratitude moved [Verse 2 - Male] I fought that villain in our front yard Scared the mailman Saved your car You posted pictures Got all those likes Now you hide my mask when we start to fight [Female] I did the laundry You “saved the town” I fixed the wi-fi when it all went down You remember aliens Dragons Smoke But not the woman who packed your cloak [Bridge] [Male] I’m just asking— [Female] You’re just asking late [Male] I’m the chosen one— [Female] You’re the one who’s never on time for a date [Male] I can’t save the day in sweatpants Babe [Female] You can save your marriage if you help me today [Chorus - Male] Where is my super suit? (baby, I’m serious) I’ve got a world to save Lookin’ like a fool [Female] You don’t need a cape (you need to call your mother) If you wanna be a hero Start with this room [Male] Where is my super suit? [Female] It’s under these bills you never moved [Outro - Female] So… here is your super suit (…thank you?) Now grab a broom and a pan and a spoon If we’re saving the world We’re starting in this living room
