[Verse 1] Mr Biscuit in the hallway Big round paws, tiny crime Knocked the mop into the fish bowl Then he blinked like it ain’t mine He stole the jam from the counter Left a pawprint on the jar Now he’s posing by the doorway Like a superstar [Pre-Chorus] Hear him clack-clack-clacking Down the wooden floor Tail up high, he’s planning One more little score [Chorus] Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Sassy little thief Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Too smooth to believe He struts, he plots He knocks, he prances Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Breaking all the chances [Verse 2] Robot Funk Master’s feline friend Got a badge made out of tin He rides the laundry basket Like a getaway machine He’s in the snack drawer fishing For a golden piece of fish Then he yawns in perfect timing Like he knows he’s the wish [Pre-Chorus] Hear him clack-clack-clacking Down the wooden floor Tail up high, he’s planning One more little score [Chorus] Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Sassy little thief Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Too smooth to believe He struts, he plots He knocks, he prances Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Breaking all the chances [Bridge] He curls up on the speaker Then he springs like a spark Got a crumb on his whiskers And a grin in the dark Robot Funk Master’s laughing Says, “That cat’s got flair” Mr Biscuit tips his chin up Like he owns the air [Final Chorus] Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Sassy little thief Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Too smooth to believe He struts, he plots He knocks, he prances Mr Biscuit, Mr Biscuit Breaking all the chances
