[Verse 1 – Vocalist 1] Meat on the grill, it’s sizzlin’ hot, Tongue doin' flips at the flavor I got. Kimchi on the side, ssamjang in the middle, But something in the sauce got me feelin' a little... [Verse 2 – Vocalist 2, playful rap tone] Wait—hold up. That bite too tender... that ain’t pork or chicken, I'm googlin' cuts while my stomach's still kickin’. Menu’s in Hangeul, can’t read a thing, Could be brisket… or could be a Peking King?! 🐶 --- [Pre-Chorus – Vocalist 3, dramatic] I asked the waiter, he just laughed and said, "Special meat for you, best in town!" (oh no...) Now my heart beats faster than this techno sound... Tell me what I ate — I need it now! --- [Chorus – All] 🎵 Did I just eat a dog? Oh my god, what’s in this sauce? It’s juicy, it’s tender... but now I’m lost! Did I cross the line for a flavor bomb? Or was it just… a really weird cut of lamb? 🎵 Did I just eat a dog? Or am I wrong — was it wagyu strong? It barked in my mind when I took that bite, Now I’m prayin’ to tofu to make it right... --- [Verse 3 – Vocalist 4, falsetto and innocent] I’m not judging — it’s just new to me, But now I’m questioning reality. That plate was clean... but my soul ain’t clear, Was that a paw-print I saw near my beer? --- [Bridge – Vocalist 2, slow rap, echo fx] Flashbacks to Lassie, childhood scenes, Now I’m haunted by BBQ dreams. Might just be guilt or MSG, But my conscience yellin’ “you did Fido dirty!” --- [Final Chorus – All, more intense] 🎵 Did I just eat a dog?! I need a sign, a neon fog. Somebody tell me it was just beef wrong, Not man’s best friend turned food icon. 🎵 I just wanted dinner, not an existential blog, But now I'm spiralin' through a K-BBQ fog… Woof or moo, tell me true — 'Cause if I did… what do I do?
