[Intro – 300 bpm blast beats + hello-kitty siren] NYAAAAA♡ *airhorn* [Verse 1] Ribbon launcher, 200 rounds per squeak Pastel bullets paint the Red Sands pink Manibus titan? I climb its knee Scratch its face off in 4K 60fps HD Squad chat spamming “how is she only level 30?” Because I sold my soul for the frilly dress, honey ♡ [Pre-Chorus] Bells on my tail go ding-ding-ding That’s the sound of your whole base crumbling [Chorus – full death-metal cat scream] NYA-14 MASSACRE! CLAW CLAW CLAW! CUTE IS THE FINAL BOSS, READ THE LAW! GLITTER MINIGUN, RIBBON CHAINSAW! MEOW MEOW MEOW, YOUR PRIME WAR IS MY TOY NOW! [Verse 2] Watchers try to lock-on, I just wink Their lasers turn pink and overheat in a blink Tomboy screaming “STOP STEALING MY KILLS” I blow her a kiss while I steal her oil drills Russians rush B? I rush their spawn With a rainbow nuke and a strawberry bomb [Bridge – sugar voice over absolute riff chaos] You rolled for meta… I rolled to make it regret existing ♡ [Final Chorus – tempo keeps climbing, everything breaks] NYA-14 MASSACRE! CLAW RIP CLAW! SEASON ENDER, CUTE IS THE FINAL LAW! WOLVES WEAR TUTUS, PAGODA’S ON FIRE! MEOW MEOW MEOW, YOUR WHOLE SERVER JUST RETIRED! [Outro – cute giggle into total silence, then one last] …nya? ♡ *mic drop, server crashes*
