Homer, Our Hero

(Verse 1) In the heart of the plant, where the reactors glow, There’s a legend among us that everyone knows. Homer, you’re the one who keeps it all in line, Sharing donuts and good vibes, time after time. (Pre-Chorus) We see your calm, your unshaken grace, You bring a little sunshine to this nuclear space. (Chorus) Oh, Homer, our hero, we raise a toast to you, For every test we’ve passed, it’s your detail shining through. Your burps—they echo, like a joyful melody, Homer, you’re the heart of our plant family. (Verse 2) From sprinkles to glazed, you share without a care, Those donuts of yours show the love you spare. Your chill is contagious; we all want your zen, A legend at the plant and among all men. (Pre-Chorus) We feel the glow, not from the rods alone, But from the way you make this place a home. (Chorus) Oh, Homer, our hero, we raise a toast to you, For every test we’ve passed, it’s your detail shining through. Your burps—they echo, like a joyful melody, Homer, you’re the heart of our plant family. (Bridge) And when the sirens wail, you never break a sweat, You’ve got the focus of a master; you’re our best bet. Through every shift, you keep us on the track, Homer, with you here, there’s no looking back. (Chorus) Oh, Homer, our hero, we raise a toast to you, For every test we’ve passed, it’s your detail shining through. Your burps—they echo, like a joyful melody, Homer, you’re the heart of our plant family. (Outro) So here’s to you, Homer, with donuts in hand, A chill, burping legend who helps us all stand. You’ve made this plant brighter, you’ve kept it all safe, Homer, our hero, our workplace’s base. (Fade out with gentle guitar riff)