[Heavy Thudding Guitars] [Spooky Guitar Intro] [Female Vocals, Raspy] Deep in the pumpkin fields on Halloween night Something transpires that's really quite the sight [Female Vocals, Screeching] Druids will gather to offer dread sacrifice to ancient beings Chief amongst these, the deranged Pumpkin King [Verse] Old beyond the count of men's years he is An eternal dark god of the harvest moon When called upon with blood and death He rises from the patch, pain will follow soon [Chorus] The Pumpkin King is quite mad, homicidal as well His powers are many, his atrocities known, in truth he could rule in Hell. The Green Man, and Baba Yaga know to stay away For there's no telling what will happen when the Pumpkin King holds sway. [Verse] From the vines he grows, ever taller, ever terrifying Even the druids know that they fucked up now They turn to run, screaming, their lives now on the line As the Pumpkin King goes after them with a howl [Guitar solo] [Interlude] I watch from my broomstick, eating candied tarts While the Pumpkin King below is noshing on Druid hearts [Verse] He chases them down, one by one, killing them in horrible ways One he tears in half at the waist, another he rips off his head Two of them he bashes together, their heads burst with the hit Another he pins to the ground, then just stomps him til dead [Chorus] The Pumpkin King is quite mad, homicidal as well His powers are many, his atrocities known, in truth he could rule in Hell. The Crooked Man, and the Jabberwock know to stay away For there's no telling what will happen when the Pumpkin King holds sway. [Bridge] Last Druid dies, horribly, then the Pumpkin King looks up at me I float there tense, waiting to see, if I have a fight on my hands We lock eyes for long moments, before he looks away He now strolls off, looking for mischief in these haunted lands [Guitar solo] [Chorus] The Pumpkin King is quite mad, homicidal as well His powers are many, his atrocities known, in truth he could rule in Hell. The Boogeyman, and Witches know to stay away For there's no telling what will happen when the Pumpkin King holds sway. "Well, all witches but me..."
