[INTRO] [VERSE 1 – MALE LEAD ONLY] You wouldn't believe the day I've had. Missed my train, lost my keys, got caught in the rain, spilled coffee on my trousers. Yeah, yeah, terrible day. But there's something I really need to tell you. [MALE PRE-CHORUS – FEMALE BACKING ONLY] Today— (Today?) Right now— (Right now?) This very minute— (What happened?) I just dropped a new album. (You did?) Oooooh yeah. [CHORUS – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (He dropped a new album!) A NEW FUCKING ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Of course!) No skipping. (...Of course.) [VERSE 2 – FEMALE LEAD ONLY] Actually, there's something I wanted to tell you. No, never mind. It's nothing. Well... since you keep asking— I just dropped a new album. [MALE BACKING ONLY] (You what?) (Today?) (Right now?) [FEMALE] Oooooh yeah. [CHORUS – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (He dropped a new album!) A NEW FUCKING ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) So listen to it. (I will!) All of it. (Of course!) No skipping. (...Of course.) [BREAKDOWN – MALE LEAD ONLY] What's that? (Ping!) Someone dropped a new album. (Ping! Ping!) Another one? (Ping! Ping! Ping!) How many is that? I stopped counting. [BACKING VOCAL LOOPS] (New album!) (Just dropped!) (Listen!) (Mine!) (New album!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [BRIDGE – MALE LEAD ONLY] You said you listened to mine. So name one song. [LONG PAUSE] One song. [FEMALE – SPOKEN SOLO] I clicked on it. [MALE – SPOKEN SOLO] That's not listening. How much did you hear? [FEMALE – SPOKEN SOLO] Eleven seconds. [INSTRUMENTAL GAP] [VERSE 3 – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING] Twenty albums before breakfast. (Thirty-two by lunch.) Everybody made an album. (Everybody wants a listen.) Nobody has the time. (Everybody has a link.) Twenty more by dinner. (Here's another one!) Everybody wants a click. (Here's the link!) Everybody wants a listener. (Listen to mine!) [BACKING VOCAL LOOPS – OVERLAPPING] (Listen!) (Mine!) (Just dropped!) (New album!) (Save it!) (Like it!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [CHORUS – MALE LEAD, FEMALE BACKING] I JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM (He dropped a new album!) A NEW FUCKING ALBUM (Today! Today! Today!) [RAP BREAKDOWN – MALE LEAD, AGGRESSIVE NU-METAL FLOW] Feed the feed, feed the machine, Post another masterpiece nobody's seen. Drop that link, make it stick, Everybody wants a click, click, click. Ten more tracks in the queue tonight, Everybody's wrong, everybody's right. Scream my name into the void, Make some noise, make some noise! You want my ears? I want yours! We're all kicking down the same locked doors! Play my shit! I'll play your shit! Nobody listens, but everybody clicks! EVERYBODY DROPS A NEW FUCKING ALBUM! [BACKING VOCALS] (Click it!) (Play it!) (Skip it!) (Like it!) (Share it!) (Save it!) (Mine! Mine! Mine!) [OUTRO – MALE SOLO] Did you listen to mine? [OUTRO – FEMALE SOLO] Did you listen to mine? [FINAL – BOTH] ...No.
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