06. Meeting The Old Folks (Explicit Edition)

[Verse] First date went great Second date That's fate Tonight I meet your mom and dad Got nervous Started drinkin' I was overthinkin' How could they like me? I should be more charming Act disarmingly Smile Try to be discreet Should've brushed my teeth And baby You know me I'm horny when I drink [Prechorus] Maybe I should leave (Leave) I'm fucked up Got a boner Maybe I should leave (Leave) I can't be here much longer And now I'm just hopin' that your mom doesn't notice [Chorus] Hello It's nice to meet you I'm glad that you could make it I've heard so much about you You're more lovely than I thought you'd be Hope I didn't make it awkward I just wanted to be honest But I'm thinkin' that it's best We don't say it out loud [Verse 2] When we got to the house Felt like makin' out I was workin' up a sweat Right there in the driveway Babe You said "Don't play We're already late You smell like sex" Then we opened the door Mom was on the floor Right there with my favorite wine She said "It's been a long day Boy Don't play coy You smell like sex and I like it" [Prechorus] Maybe I should leave (Leave) She's fucked up Got a boner Maybe I should leave (Leave) She can't be here much longer And now I'm just hopin' that her dad doesn't notice [Chorus] Hello It's nice to meet you I'm glad that you could make it I've heard so much about you You're more lovely than I thought you'd be Hope I didn't make it awkward I just wanted to be honest But I'm thinkin' that it's best We don't say it out loud [Outro] Nice to meet you I think it's best if I leave Nice to meet you I think it's best if I leave Nice to meet you I think it's best if I leave Nice to meet you I think it's best if I leave