Reptile Dysfunction (Remix) (Remix)

[🎵 “Reptile Dysfunction”] Yo… The reptiles, they keep crawling… And dysfunction keeps sprawling … [ Musical interlude] [ SPOKEN VERSE. NO MUSIC] I really don’t know what he said at the end of that sentence. I don’t think he knows what he said either.” [Musical interlude] [Intro] Yo! The reptiles, they come out when it’s hot, But hotness don’t mean a whole hell of a lot. Sometimes a reptile don’t seem to function… And the mind don’t compute. WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ [Pause – flickering lights] [Monster Breathing] [Stop – silence] [Verse 1] Tail snapping, scales flapping, sunburnt and slackin’, Brain on vacation, while traffic keeps attackin’. Cold-blooded in the heat, still can’t compute, Life lessons missed, like they stuck on mute. Hissin’ at fate, but the car don’t care, Flattened ambitions, laid out everywhere. Lizard limbo, snake slide, turtles hide, Reptile dysfunction, on the asphalt they collide. Eyes glazed, tongue flicks, a tragic parade, Evolution’s misstep in the hot promenade. Nature’s cruel joke, but we laugh in the shade, Reptiles tryna rule - dysfunction's in spades WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ [Pause – flickering lights] [Monster Breathing] [Stop – silence] [Chorus] Reptile dysfunction, reptile dysfunction, They outlived their venom, and now they’re losin’ traction. Slide into sleep, but they can’t come to, Can’t rise to occasion, can’t bite, can’t compute. Reptile dysfunction, reptile dysfunction, Scales cracked, mind hacked, lost all gumption. Crawlin’ through life like they missin’ the cue, Cold-blooded chaos, nothin’ they can do. [Verse 2] That reptile dysfunction hardly helps with reproduction Just a fraction of reptiles can come at the function. Old P. WEE Herman, he tried, he stood tall, But trouble found him quick, humpty dumpty took a fall. Lots at stake here. Croaked of shame Legacy wrecked, destruction in his wake, “Kevin , Spacy man, let his reptile run free, While folks thought him as mild as could be. He climbed up high, but as they always call, The higher they rise, the harder they fall— And his snaky act ended up splat on the wall.” David Carradene of the "kung fu" fame, Thought he beat the house inits own game tried to ward it off, slipped and kicked the bucket. The lesson here being- yall keep it in your pocket. [ Musical interlude] --- Slide on the asphalt, tail flick in despair, Life’s a cruel joke, and no one seems to care. [ Musical interlude] [Bridge / Verse 3] I swear it’s contagious, creeping in everything now Talkin’ ‘bout caulkin' around the fountain, gotta show you how. Old caulk tube, man, I’ll show you how it’s done— I Grab and squeeze it, but the tube? Dead on arrival, son. Grab and squeeze, but the tube? Man, it’s fucked up, Reptile dysfunction! like, YO, what’s up? --- Life’s misfires, ambitions stall, slips and slides, Everyone strugglin’, lost in their own pride. Cold-blood on the streets, frozen like ice, reptiles Tryna strike, but it like rollin’ dice. It comes and goes hardly ever twice Who the fuck in charge here? where's Miami vice? --- Reptile dysfunction, it ain’t just in the woods, It’s everywhere now, ruining our mood.. From the pavement to the fountain, chaos won’t quit, Tryna rise to occasion, but you can’t commit. --- [Chorus x2] Reptile dysfunction, reptile dysfunction, They outlived their venom, and now they’re losin’ traction. Slide into sleep, but they can’t come to, Can’t rise to occasion, can’t bite, can’t compute. Reptile dysfunction, reptile dysfunction, Scales cracked, mind hacked, lost all gumption. Crawlin’ through life like they missin’ the cue, Cold-blooded chaos, nothin’ they can do. WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ WOOO—WOOO—WOOO—WOOO— ♩ ♩ ♩ ♩ [Pause – flickering lights] [Monster Breathing] [Stop – silence] [Outro]