I must admit, this is not what I imagine you to be at all Should I bow to you? What’s the protocol here, God? Just a smile and a “hi” God said. And my pronouns are they/them, he/him. So you are not she/her? Ah no. That’s my twin sister. Wait… what? Where is she, God? Probably horse riding somewhere. But now my son, what’s troubling you this morning? I don’t know God. What’s going on with the world today? Feeling anxious, are we? Did you meditate last night? I did, and I’m sorry I skipped so many nights recently Well son, try harder. Do better, yeah? I like your eyes, God. They’re very human-like Why thank you, Thai. I like your eyes too, son I like the way you said my name You do? Then let me really say your name. And I heard it. Felt it. Saw it. Sound, vibration, color. My soul signature. Thank you for that, God I’ll let you go now. Don’t be a stranger, my son Call on my sister next time. You should get to know her. Okay. I will. I love you. I love you more. I love you… now and forever? You win, Thai. Be good. I will. Love everyone. I hesitated, not answering. God looked at me and shook their head as if to say, “Incorrigible” Okay. I’ll try.