[Lead Male Voice (Golem): A deep, cavernous, rhythmic voice. Delivers lyrics with the gravitas of a Viking storyteller and the raw groove of a funk master. Has a cool, rural, Northern European accent.] [Bass Voice (Bulldron): The sound of the bass itself sometimes forms a deep, resonant, almost demonic harmony with Golem's voice.] [Intro: Beatbox & Funky Bells] [Music: Starts with a raw, powerful Murga-style beatbox. The sound of a single, funky church bell rings out. The heavy stoner-funk bassline from Bulldron enters, vibrating with immense power.] [Verse 1: Rap-Funk] School lot chaos brakes that scream A boy pulled out like a reckless dream Her world froze up in a metal gleam [Golem] He says it’s her fault but it ain’t that clear Their math is wild their price too dear [Chorus] Seven grand for a dent in the door Three more for a ride like we’re keeping score Crash and burn but we won’t bend This story’s got a sharper end [Bridge: Stoner Groove] [Music: The rave elements cut out, leaving a slow, heavy, hypnotic stoner groove. Just the beatbox and Bulldron's roaring bass.] [Verse 2: Dramatic Rap] Police reports inked on paper lines Truths and blame both intertwine A fender-bender but they act divine [Golem] I called their bluff they raised the stakes But my resolve it doesn’t break [Chorus] Seven grand for a dent in the door Three more for a ride like we’re at war Crash and burn but we won’t cave This tale’s got a road to pave [Outro: Blues Funk Mystic] [Music: The full rave-funk groove crashes back for one final, chaotic run, then abruptly cuts to a slow, bluesy fade-out. Just a simple beatbox and a single, mournful bass note from Bulldron.]
