The Minecraft Polka
[Intro - 130bpm, C major] Grab your pickaxe Light a torch Pack some snacks Let’s mine some ores One‑two One‑two Let’s go— (HEY!) [Verse 1] Woke up in a field Punched a tree, now I’m a lumberjack (hey!) Chicken lookin’ at me funny Guess he wanna be a snack (cluck‑cluck) Built a dirt hut, Thought I was safe for the night Creeper at the window singin’ “Gonna end your life” (ssss—boom!) [Chorus] Do the Minecraft Polka Hop‑up Break that tree Spin once Torch the cave so you can see (light it up!) Jump‑back Stack that block Crouch‑step past the lava pool Do the Minecraft Polka Buildin' n' craftin' with every tool (diamond tools!) [Bridge] Left foot Right foot Shimmy on the stone Craft that chaos Square by square You’re not alone Villagers side-eye Golems on patrol We’re dancin’ in a sandbox Diggin’ down a rabbit hole (ho!) [Departure A - 65bpm] I look at my base, see the crops that need reaping While my accordion gently weeps Villagers hummin’ in beds they’re all keepin’ Still, my accordion gently weeps [Musical break] I look at my chests, see the treasures I’m keeping While my accordion gently weeps Mobs outside the walls, in the shadows they’re creeping Still, my accordion gently weeps [Instrumental - back to 130bpm] [Verse 2] Fell down in a mineshaft, Heart hittin’ double time (oh no) Torch in my off‑hand, Pockets full of random slime (splat!) Zombie in a gold hat, Shufflin’ like he owns the place So I start to polka ‘round him Slap a door right in his face (BAM!) [Chorus] Do the Minecraft Polka Hop‑up Break that tree Spin once Torch the cave so you can see (light it up!) Jump‑back Stack that block Crouch‑step past the lava pool Do the Minecraft Polka Buildin' n' craftin' with every tool (diamond tools!) [Departure B - 65bpm] [Emotionally powerful] Mine‑ING!! Takes me away to where I’ve always hoped I could be Just a dream and the torchlight guiding me Soon I will be free [Instrumental - 65bpm Polka Interlude] Down here Gets the best of me When I’m mining All caught up in the scenery Every ore is a symphony Won’t you believe me [Emotionally powerful] Mine‑ING!! Takes me away to where I’ve always hoped I could be Just a dream and the torchlight guiding me Soon I will be free [Instrumental - back to 130bpm] [Verse 3] Stumbled into a village, Thought I’d trade for a shiny book (hrmm?) Villager just side‑eyed me Didn’t like the way I look (hrmm!) Golem struttin’ past me, Actin’ like he runs the town I waved—he didn’t like it Punched me straight into the ground (whomp!) [Chorus] Do the Minecraft Polka Hop‑up Break that tree Spin once Torch the cave so you can see (light it up!) Jump‑back Stack that block Crouch‑step past the lava pool Do the Minecraft Polka Buildin' n' craftin' with every tool (diamond tools!) [Outro] One last hop One last block Bed explodes We respawn shocked Do the Minecraft Polka All night long—*block!* [Chorus Reprise - D Major] Do the Minecraft Polka Hop‑up Break that tree Spin once Torch the cave so you can see (light it up!) Jump‑back Stack that block Crouch‑step past the lava pool Do the Minecraft Polka Buildin' n' craftin' with every tool (diamond tools!) [Coda - Chaos Layering] [Instrumental - Building Polka March] [Choir Section] If you’re willing, take my hand Spin me round, dance to the band One‑two‑three and stomp the ground Miss a step? We laugh and bounce around! [Instrumental - Chaotic Layered Polka March] It's the Minecraft Polka!! [End]
