Final Kitchen Banger – Just the Dill (Full Version)

[Intro] Pickle jar empty… just juice… let’s go… [Verse 1] Hubs said I don’t pay attention to his pickle Empty jar in the fridge, grandkid left the juice trickle I said “no” — he hit me with “what’s the dill?” I said just that — it’s dill He said “it’s a gherkin?” I said I’d jerk it if it wasn’t I like Japanese maple, long as it’s not a staple [Chorus] I love sweet pickles, cinnamon and sweet midgets Gets me to the fidgets But the dills got me taking pills Cucumber numbs her… yeah it does [Verse 2] I love bread & butter too He brings home the bacon and I fry it up in the pan Cuz he’s da man — man He said he relished my song if I’d tug on his knockwurst Duck, I’ll burst! [Bridge] Liquor in the front, poker in the rear No tar in the jar, just tugging and loving, my dear Must have whole schlong — all along!! [Final Chorus] Just the dill, baby, just the dill Empty jar full of juice and all the thrills Sweet pickles got me fidgety, dills got me popping pills Cucumber numbs her… but he still da man… yeah! [Outro] Just the dill… whole schlong all along… kitchen love for real… 😂