[intro] It was a week since I shit finally gave in and took a laxative didn’t wanna die on the throne all alone like Elvis did thought it would be a quick run not a permanent lid It started a war an apocalypse [verse 1] had a belly full of poop that didn’t wanna come out now my belly’s a rumbling it’s smelly it’s getting real loud it’s squirting out hot lava tummy trouble tummy drama feels like the stars inside-out it burns like the pits of hell ! lord have mercy ! What a smell ! is this what the ring of fire was about ? Help me lord ! someone call the doc! Already lost ten pounds stop it from coming out [pre chorus] Got the poop soup blues it’s squirtiing out like a water spout got the poop soup blues can’t go too far from the loo got the poop soup blues [chorus] Got the poop soup blues getting sick of this news got the poop soup blues don’t know what I’m gonna do My poor caboose if only you knew what it’s been through the ring of fire violated and abused got a rumble in my belly it’s very smelly coming out like water coming out like jelly I got the poop soup blues [verse 2] Had the runs for almost 3 weeks now Dunno how I’m still alive I’m crying been at the loo to poo at least 9 times today my insides are decaying they’re dying there’s no denying behinds on fire I’m not okay I’m in pain everytime I wipe I wanna cry Everytime I wipe It feels like sandpaper on my brown eye [pre chorus] Got the poop soup blues it’s squirtiing out like a water spout got the poop soup blues can’t go too far from the loo got the poop soup blues [chorus] Got the poop soup blues getting sick of this news got the poop soup blues don’t know what I’m gonna do My poor caboose if only you knew what it’s been through the ring of fire violated and abused got a rumble in my belly it’s very smelly coming out like water coming out like jelly I got the poop soup blues [bridge] if you don’t have an irritable colon you’ll never understand what it’s like for you your gut to be howlin’ my tummy’s growling natures calling am I gonna die on the throne like Elvis ? Lordy lord what a nasty smell please lord please get me out of this hell [chorus] Got the poop soup blues getting sick of this news got the poop soup blues don’t know what I’m gonna do My poor caboose if only you knew what it’s been through the ring of fire violated and abused got a rumble in my belly it’s very smelly coming out like water coming out like jelly I got the poop soup blues [outro] It’s coming out like hot lava It’s shooting out like a water spout my poor mud holes on fire now and it burns burns burns the ring of fire la di fa di da di da da
