Mom Said Be Nice” (Pickleball Partner Song)

(Verse 1) Every time we play, the ball goes out, I try to smile, I try not to shout. He forgets the score, and drops his paddle, But Mom said, “Be kind — don’t start a battle!” (Chorus — repeat 2x) I’ve got the worst pickleball partner around, But Mom said it’s rude to turn him down. So I keep on playin’, through every miss, And say, “Good try!” with a smile like this! (Verse 2) He serves too high, he hits too deep, He yells “mine!” when I’m fast asleep. He cheers too soon, then hits the net, But Mom said, “Be nice, don’t you forget!” (Chorus — repeat 2x) I’ve got the worst pickleball partner around, But Mom said it’s rude to turn him down. So I keep on playin’, through every miss, And say, “Good try!” with a smile like this! (Bridge) One day I’ll win, but ‘til that day, I’ll do my best the friendly way. ‘Cause Mom said manners always win, So I’ll serve it up and grin again! (Final Chorus — repeat and fade) I’ve got the worst pickleball partner around, But Mom said it’s rude to turn him down. We might not win, but that’s alright, We’re playin’ kind — and that’s polite!