I Ain't Dancing

Ain’t got the moves, but I got the groove, I’ll tap my feet, man, that’s all I’ll do. I’ll move 'em to the left, move 'em to the right, But I’m just fine sittin’ here tight. So don’t pull my arm, don’t make me prance, Some folks feel the music, but I’m tellin' ya'll, I don’t dance. I can pick the tunes, keep the party right, Play the music, set the vibe just right. I see ‘em swayin’, hands up high, But I ain’t the one who’s gonna slide and glide. I pour my whiskey, I cue the track, You do the dancing, I’ll just lean back. They say it’s in the blood, deep down in the bones, But I must’ve missed that beat—I'll only dance alone. Some folks feel the fire, let the rhythm flow, But I just feel stiff from my head to my toes. At the party the band’s still playin’, They turn to me arms stretched out beggin' "C’mon now, man, just one quick spin!" But I’m headin’ for the door with a tired grin. Coat on my shoulder, hat pulled tight, Y’all keep dancin’—I’m sayin’ goodnight. Ain’t got the moves, but I got the groove, I’ll tap my feet, man, but get me to dance - no chance. Ain’t got the moves, but I got the groove, I'll play the music and that’s all I’ll ever do.