BIG HEAD Lyrics © 2026 xBURGERMANx. All Rights Reserved. Uh-oh... Who let this dumbass in? Fuck it. Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody lose your shit! Hell yeah! (Hell yeah!) Middle fingers up, bitch! Woo! We too loud! Too damn drunk to give a fuck now! Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody scream that shit! I walked in late, still employee of the month Security clapped then they asked for a bump Walk like I stole every damn trophy Even my hat thinks it's better than your homie My motorcycle coughs then it starts talkin' shit GPS said "Nah, I'm not driving this" I got kicked outta Target for racing the carts Won first place 'cause I scared all the moms with a fart (Eww!) Shit... Somebody open a damn window. I'm too cool for a filter Too broke for a butler Still act rich while I'm buying dollar noodles for supper My mailbox gets fan mail My trash can got followers My mirror started charging me appearance dollars Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody lose your shit! Hell yeah! (Hell yeah!) Middle fingers up, bitch! Woo! We too loud! Too damn drunk to give a fuck now! Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody scream that shit! Chappell Roan changed outfits... I changed the damn weather. Pete's collecting headlines... I'm collecting noise complaints forever. TikTok tried to cancel me It crashed before it could. My phone autocorrects "Legend" every time it should. I got beef with my alarm clock That bitch keeps talking back. Even my shadow quit Said "Damn... I can't top that." My neighbors hate me... Then they copy what I wear. I started one bad habit... Now everybody's there. "Oh hell no..." If you ain't having fun... You're doing this shit wrong! Throw your hands up! Yell something stupid! Nobody's judging... Probably. Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody lose your shit! Hell yeah! (Hell yeah!) Middle fingers up, bitch! Woo! We too loud! Too damn drunk to give a fuck now! Hey! (Hey!) What?! (What?!) Everybody scream that shit! Who did that? ...Wasn't me. ...Okay... maybe it was.
