>go to England on vacation with some friends >we have to meet at the hotel at 7pm >it starts to get dark >go to check my watch >I forgot it >ask someone what time it is >TOYME? WOTS THAT? >notice he doesn't have a watch >no one in england has a watch >find someone else to ask >ARE YOU WIMBLY WOMBLYS MATE!? ITS CRIMBO NINAN SAX DIN DIN CHAP >have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it >YOU WOT M8? >he starts to laugh maniacally >Big Ben rings out >everyone stops in the street >a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street >the queen herself sticks her head out >OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG >driver pokes his head out >6 BONGA? >people start pouring out in the street >YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG- >store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG >a man is being beaten with cricket bats >fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point > our faces when
