Magical Stupid Girl 5: Judged by Cover

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[Intro]
Magical stupid girl in a sparkly dress
She trips on her own shoelace
Oh what a mess
A demoness grins
With a sly little bow
Offers her two gifts
"Choose one now"

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse]
Demoness grins with a fiery stare
Holding out treasures, a devious plan
One’s a chocolate
Dark and sweet 
The other’s a book
Looking quite antique

[Verse 2]
Magical Stupid Girl takes the book
Can’t read a word
"Is this a spell or a manual for birds?"
But the cover’s got a cat
She’s sold on the spot
Magical stupid girl
Oh she’s all we’ve got

[Pre-Chorus]
Magical Stupid Girl’s brain on a spin
Chocolate or knowledge -- what’s the win
She squints real hard like she’s solving math
Then picks the book for the picture of a cat

[Chorus]
She grabs the book
She can't even read
But the cover's got a cat
That's all she needs
Chocolate's poison
She'd be doomed in a bite
But now she's holding a book... that's her delight

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
The demoness snickers
“You’re a curious case
That chocolate was poison
But you’re saved by grace”
Magical stupid girl doesn’t seem to care
She’s busy petting the cat that isn’t really there

[Bridge]
The Demoness cackles
Her plan falls flat
She thought the poison was the end of that
But the book just sits
Unopened
Pristine
While Magical Girl makes cat purring scenes

[Pre-Chorus]
Magical Stupid Girl’s brain on a spin
Chocolate or knowledge -- what’s the win
She squints real hard like she’s solving math
Then picks the book for the picture of a cat

[Chorus]
She grabs the book
She can't even read
But the cover's got a cat
That's all she needs
Chocolate's poison
She'd be doomed in a bite
But now she's holding a book... that's her delight

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
She took the book
Couldn’t read a word but she liked the look
The cover had a cat with a tiny hat
She said
"This one’s smarter than me
That’s a fact!"

[Bridge 2]
Pages untouched
Wisdom unclaimed
She pets the cover
Calls the cat Grace
Meanwhile the demoness throws up her hands
Foiled by stupidity
Not masterful plans

[Outro]
Magical stupid girl
Foiled demoness plans
Send her back to hell with a magical wand
Dodged the poison in her own dumb way

The cat on the cover’s her new best friend
But the story inside?
Well she can only guess

[Instrumental Outro]

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[Intro] Magical stupid girl in a sparkly dress She trips on her own shoelace Oh what a mess A demoness grins With a sly little bow Offers her two gifts "Choose one now" [Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Demoness grins with a fiery stare Holding out treasures, a devious plan One’s a chocolate Dark and sweet The other’s a book Looking quite antique [Verse 2] Magical Stupid Girl takes the book Can’t read a word "Is this a spell or a manual for birds?" But the cover’s got a cat She’s sold on the spot Magical stupid girl Oh she’s all we’ve got [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl’s brain on a spin Chocolate or knowledge -- what’s the win She squints real hard like she’s solving math Then picks the book for the picture of a cat [Chorus] She grabs the book She can't even read But the cover's got a cat That's all she needs Chocolate's poison She'd be doomed in a bite But now she's holding a book... that's her delight [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] The demoness snickers “You’re a curious case That chocolate was poison But you’re saved by grace” Magical stupid girl doesn’t seem to care She’s busy petting the cat that isn’t really there [Bridge] The Demoness cackles Her plan falls flat She thought the poison was the end of that But the book just sits Unopened Pristine While Magical Girl makes cat purring scenes [Pre-Chorus] Magical Stupid Girl’s brain on a spin Chocolate or knowledge -- what’s the win She squints real hard like she’s solving math Then picks the book for the picture of a cat [Chorus] She grabs the book She can't even read But the cover's got a cat That's all she needs Chocolate's poison She'd be doomed in a bite But now she's holding a book... that's her delight [Instrumental Break] [Verse 4] She took the book Couldn’t read a word but she liked the look The cover had a cat with a tiny hat She said "This one’s smarter than me That’s a fact!" [Bridge 2] Pages untouched Wisdom unclaimed She pets the cover Calls the cat Grace Meanwhile the demoness throws up her hands Foiled by stupidity Not masterful plans [Outro] Magical stupid girl Foiled demoness plans Send her back to hell with a magical wand Dodged the poison in her own dumb way The cat on the cover’s her new best friend But the story inside? Well she can only guess [Instrumental Outro]

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