[Verse 1 — the ball] a big old round red rubber bouncing ball a big round old red rubber bouncing ball a red big old round rubber bouncing ball a rubber red round big old bouncing ball a bouncing red rubber old round big ball a bouncing rubber red round old big ball [Verse 2 — the hat] a big old flat black felt top hat a big flat old black felt top hat a black big old flat felt top hat a felt black flat big old top hat a top felt black flat old big hat a top felt black old flat big hat [Bridge — no anchor, all wrong, sliding under] a rubber bouncing felt red top ball a black round rubber old big hat a top red felt bouncing black round ball a big big old old rubber rubber hat a bouncing black round red felt top ball ball [Outro — madness] rubber red top old bouncing felt big black round red big black round a ball a hat a felt a top a bouncing bouncing rubber rubber red round old round old round old — red. ball. hat. felt. big old red. ball. hat. felt. big old BALLS!!!
