[Intro] [Verse 1] It was on one fateful day! When I went to the abandoned gas station down the way! Down the way?! You gotta be specific! Where is that?! I'll tell you, fahggot! Just be patient! I met an old stripper in the dead of night! I was mad hornee, and so was she! So she didn't put up a fight! In nasty bathroom, we conceived a monster! A monster who would later wreak havoc on the ballsack of my life! Ohhhhh, shitfire! [Pre-chorus] I shouldn't have busted that nut! Now Damien will decimate the universe! Ahhhhh! [Chorus] Damien, why have you forsaken me?! Damien, where did I go so wrong?! Damien, stop sticking your balls in the electrical outlet! You are unruly, horrible, and a troubled child! I have entered the consequences of my own actions! Oh no! [Verse 2] When Damien was 1, his first word was: Jiz! (Jiz!) I was taken aback! For I knew it was jiz which created him, but I have not imparted the secks knowledge unto him yet! He shat in his diapers and threw them at me! For he was most likely possessed by Satan himself, nihgga! I am ready to stick my head in a wood chipper, boss! 'Cause I can't take the insanity anymore! The insanity of raising a problem child! Ohhhhh shitfire! [Pre-chorus] I shouldn't have busted that nut! Now Damien will decimate the universe! Ahhhhh! [Chorus] Damien, why have you forsaken me?! Damien, where did I go so wrong?! Damien, stop sticking your balls in the electrical outlet! You are unruly, horrible, and a troubled child! I have entered the consequences of my own actions! Oh no! Satan, take your kid back! Please! [Solo] [Bridge] Damien's baby momma left me long ago! For she knew of the Satanic influences that took over our child! She could be dead for all I know! But she left me fuhked over with raising the devil's spawn! And I am at my wit's end! Ahhhhhh!!! [Verse 3] When Damien was a teen, he had a vivid dream! A dream that our minds shall ascend into the Great Beyond! He saw a giant cock in the sky, and told me about LSD philosophy! He raved on about Timothy Leary and his destiny to spread greater knowledge! ...and so he left! To the back of Seven Eleven he took residence! Handing out the square papers of the metal lords! To this day, he remains! A shadow of his father's horniness! Ohhhhh shitfire! [Pre-chorus] I shouldn't have busted that nut! Now Damien will decimate the universe! Ahhhhh! [Chorus] Damien, why have you forsaken me?! Damien, where did I go so wrong?! Damien, stop sticking your balls in the electrical outlet! You are unruly, horrible, and a troubled child! I have entered the consequences of my own actions! Oh no! [Outro] Damien has become the prophet of the Lovely Sweet Dream!