Huge Cucumber Cat

[Intro] [Instrumental Interlude] Meow! [Verse 1] When I was a little kitten… It grew! I asked momma? She said it was a gift Something in my genes, An error in my D N A It's more than I can bear, nyahhh~ [Verse 2] Wanted to show it off, but it got real hard! Thought it'd be cool, a funny silly stunt Now I've got a problem no one wants to confront Tried to bring it to show and tell, But it wouldn't fit the teachers DOOR! [screams] The other kittens ran, but I can't hide [Verse 3] Neighbors gossip and my friends won't touch Classmates are meowing (Keep it in your pants!) I tried to tie it down… But it's just too much! Drag'n it around like a bulge of shame! [Chorus - build up] Huge cucumber! It's too big for my paws It's soo hard to tame It's still growing wild Huge cucumber! Can't find a way to make it fit! [Instrumental Hook] [Verse 4] What if it grows too BIG to ride? No one understands what I can't hide! I just can't stop chasing after girls, they're like a laser pointer! But I always get rejected… (well no shit) Are you a cozy blanket? Because I want to curl up inside you… (get off me) This cucumber’s given me such unwanted shame! [Verse 5] Got to play with, the old mare next door She said it could be our little secret? While we snuggled, it slithered up her thighs to greet her But she just screamed and swore! Ah-noooh, No-mooore! STOP! [silence] Fuck! [screams] Even a horse won't take it! [Verse 6] Slipped it to a shy fox in the bushes She just snarled and ran from the push'n Offered it to a bird on a wire She flew away like her tail was on fire Fed it to some rabbits as a garden snack With a gasp they just can't see how they'd eat it, all~ [Chorus - build up] Huge cucumber! It's too big for my paws It's soo hard to tame It's still growing wild Huge cucumber! Can't find a way to make it fit! [Instrumental Hook] [Bridge] I sit here crying, with my green giant They say it's a phase, that I am just defiant But it's sprouting spines from every inch… Growing through puberty with a mighty, ROAR! [screams] It's not easy being a kitten with a veggie this size [Chorus - build up] Huge cucumber! It's too big for my paws It's soo hard to tame It's still growing wild Huge cucumber! Can't find a way to make it fit! [Instrumental Hook] [Verse 7] Naughty giggles fill the air real fast Hyena momma munches on it While the crowd stands aghast Under the jungle gym Momma's burying my SEEEED! The cute chicks, are tweeting my pics (aww tits) Parrot girls, are spreading their pretty tales for me This cucumber's given me a brand new fame! [Verse 8] Now the old mare wants to feel it grow Even shy fox sneaks a peek of the show Little rabbits measuring its size can't believe their eyes Birds gather, they don't wanna miss my flow! [Verse 9] My audience is growing! There all watching me… gagging my yeeen-ahh! [screams] Ahh-Ahh-ohh! It's gonna CUKE! [screams] Fuck! [Instrumental Outro] [End]