[Intro - chant, full energy] [lead sings line 1, straight into verse] Don't be a tool! My watch texts my date [Verse 1 - punchy] My watch flirts for me at 1 a.m. It books the bar I've never seen He says his nan's in hospital It answered 'sounds great x' for me [Pre-Chorus - build] Buzz on my wrist, from him: [Chorus - full energy] [gang-vocal call-back on hook] Don't be a tool! Your nan is sick and I said 'great' Was it my watch or me? Don't be a tool! [Verse 2 - punchy] Second date, the bar it picked Checking my wrist under the table Your favourite song? I checked my logs I built it, and I built me in [Chorus - full energy] [gang-vocal call-back on hook] Don't be a tool! You asked me, and it answered first You kissed me, it said 'noted' Don't be a tool! [Breakdown - stripped] [half-whispered, bare synth pad] [Stop before last line] Goodnight's a cron job on my watch 'I miss you' fires off a webhook I had a tool, then I became one Have or be: a one-line diff [Final Chorus - key change, biggest] [key change up] [gang-vocal call-back on hook] Don't be a tool! Your nan is sick, I said 'great' I'll HAVE a tool, I won't BE one Don't be a tool! [Post-Chorus - chant] [gang-vocal call-back on hook] Don't be a tool, say it straight [Outro - chant] [sung on the title melody] [loops to intro] Don't BE a tool... my watch said 'great'
