When Billy walked into the crossroads he was twenty four and his life was already bleak A man walks up to the table and says may I take a seat? It looked like you could use it so I went ahead and brought you a drink, I just really couldn't help to notice, that you were. awfully sad and you came off as pretty weak. But fortunately for you, i have an offer that will make all your dreams come true, "But first since your done with that one let me buy you another drink or two.... [2nd verse] My name is Louie Sofer, if you ever need me you can always find me here,,but it looks like you really need your gods help, but look around, he isn't here, so let me get you another drink, and maybe we can get you setup with a better deal...... [Chorus] There's a little bar called the crossroads, it has a name that really fits, because it sets right at the crossroads of heaven's lane and highway six sixty six. when you feel like life ain't worth it and you just can't take it anymore, there's a very kind man named Louie sofer and he will greet you when you walk in the door..... [3rd verse] So tell me what can i do to help you, I can fulfill anything that you wish. I can make you the wealthiest most powerful man with exotic cars and private jets, or would you rather be a rock god screwing all the groupies backstage with your brand new enormous prick..[break] or I can make you a big A- list movie star that every major movie has your name on its cast list [break] or would you rather just do nothing and still have all the fortune right on Que...so why don't you have another drink as i explain the deal that will make all of your dreams come true.... [Bridge] I am here to help you and im the only one you can trust, As you can clearly see the only life God has to offer you is the kind of life NOBODY would want, So here is this little contract, i need you to sign in cursive font, it just basically says everything that i already said so you don't need to read it if you don't want... [short Instrumental] All you got to do is accept my deal and i can guarantee everything will be just fine, because for the next twenty-four years, you won't have to fear that things won't get better in time...... " thats it my friend just sign right on that dotted line... [4th verse] Billy's life was filled with excitement He had everything going his way, All the fame and fortune with a beautiful wife and a baby on the way..at forty eight he takes a look at his life and thinks I couldn't ask for anything more. But he freezes as he got a cold chill as he heard someone knocking at the door... [5th verse] When Billy pulled the door open there was Louie Sofer with a big ass devilish grin He said oh my god what a surprise what brings you buy my dear old friend... Louie just looked with a gleam in his eye as he started giving billy the news..... I see you took good advantage of the great lifestyle that I arranged for you, and from the looks of it my dear old friend that it's made all of your dreams come true... but now it's time for you to live up to your end of the deal, and pay the devil his dues...[pause]] Because as the contract shows, I'm here to collect your soul, because those twenty-four years are through..... [Ending Chorus] ThereThere's a little bar called the crossroads, it has a name that really fits, because it sets right at the crossroads of heaven's lane and highway six sixty six. when you feel like life ain't worth it and you just can't take it anymore, there's no need to worry old Louis Sofer will be very eager to help you as soon as you walk in through the door.... at the crossroads......... the crossroads......
