[Verse] Squirmy little buddy You're so adorable You're so huggable I'm so uncomfortable I love you but I don't know why I can't make you leave [Verse] It all started with a curse But it got worse Now you're always around Bouncing and flouncing and bounding about And you won't go away [Chorus] The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave [Verse] If I could kill you I would You do me no good You're too hard to please It's just my luck that you're so doggone cute You kill me with your cuteness I'm so powerless [Verse] You've got too many eyes You've got too many legs I need to make you leave I need to make you leave I need to make you leave But it's all just in vain [Chorus] The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave The thing that will not leave [Bridge] Every night I dream you’ve gone, But every morning proves me wrong. Reality's my futile fight, As you haunt me day and night. [Verse] To the depths of my despair, Your laughter fills the air. Sticky webs you weave so tight, Entangle me with endless fright. Will this nightmare ever cease, Or is peace forever out of reach? [Outro] In my mind, I'm free to fly, Far away and say goodbye. Yet you're always pulling me back, In a cycle, a looping track. Perhaps one day you'll tire too, And we'll bid each other adieu.
