Valentine's Sucks

[Verse 1] Said you're so dependable Said our love's unbreakable Guess what, honey? I think you're really funny What's the point of this damn day? Everything feels like cliché Weather is sunny But it makes me feel funny [Chorus] Tried to rely on Cupid Guess I was so stupid Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks Look at those couples holding hands I wish they’d sink in the sand Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks [Verse 2] Promised me a fairy tale Watched it all just crash and fail Guess what, honey? I’ve stopped wagering my money No arrow aimed at my heart Rip those lame letters apart Guess what, honey? Whatever, whatever, bunny [Chorus] Tried to rely on Cupid Guess I was so stupid Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks Look at those couples holding hands I wish they’d sink in the sand Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks [Bridge] Don't you dare change my mind 'Cause I wrote my own lines Oh, don't you dare change my mind Love ain't real, can't find the rhymes [Chorus] Tried to rely on Cupid Guess I was so stupid Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks Look at those couples holding hands I wish they’d sink in the sand Valentine's sucks Yeah, yeah, Valentine's sucks