[Genre: Dark Americana / Doom Country. Tempo: 92 BPM. Slow heavy 4/4 groove. Extremely low male bass-baritone vocal. Semi-sung deadpan delivery, almost spoken, cold and restrained, no vibrato, no vocal runs, no belting. Sparse arrangement: fingerpicked acoustic guitar, baritone guitar, upright bass, low cello, dry drums, minimal percussion, dark ambient textures. Avoid epic, cinematic, dramatic, orchestral build-ups. Mood: humorous, satirical, bleak, cold, existential, fatalistic.] [Instrumental Intro] [Chorus] Ten-gallon hat, shit-kickers on, Bolo tie tight, now get it done! Old six-shooter, devil at the crossroads, Pump that twang till the damn thing explodes! It's a honky-tonk workout... honky-tonk... [Instrumental break] [Verse 1] I used to be skinny, weak as a rail, Sniffin' on spice, poppin' pills without fail. I listened to rap, wore a cap, with my jeans hangin' down, Hell, even girls' sweet asses couldn't turn me around. Then some boys told me 'bout that dark country style: Pure power and muscle, with a dangerous smile. Clean livin', hard trainin', workin' my ass off each day — One week in, and I was strong as a bull, they say. [Chorus] Ten-gallon hat, shit-kickers on, Bolo tie tight, now get it done! Old six-shooter, devil at the crossroads, Pump that twang till the damn thing explodes! It's a honky-tonk workout... honky-tonk... [Instrumental break] [Verse 2] Now I grind my riffs to failure, buildin' muscle memory, Run my scales at top speed till I can't see straight, you see. My country muscles keep growin' right along with my beer gut, Now I got bazooka arms and watermelon balls to boot! Ten thousand calories — and that's just my breakfast, I'm stickin' to my diet, buildin' mass that's built to last. The recipe for superman: athlete and country man, That's how we make America great again [Chorus] Ten-gallon hat, shit-kickers on, Bolo tie tight, now get it done! Old six-shooter, devil at the crossroads, Pump that twang till the damn thing explodes! It's a honky-tonk workout... honky-tonk... [Instrumental break] [Chorus] Ten-gallon hat, shit-kickers on, Bolo tie tight, now get it done! Old six-shooter, devil at the crossroads, Pump that twang till the damn thing explodes! It's a honky-tonk workout... honky-tonk... [Extended Instrumental Outro]
