This Roo is High

[Verse] He hopped through the fence like a thief in the night Saw the green buffet and his eyes got bright A roo on a mission no stop no pause Munchin’ those plants with his fuzzy little jaws Pouch empty belly full He hit the jackpot Leanin’ on the stalk like a stoner mascot His tail got lazy his bounce went slow Who knew a kangaroo could eat that much dro? [Chorus] This roo is high he’s flying No lie He can’t even hop he’s just chillin’ on the side This roo is high Can’t touch the sky Just sprawled in the field with that glazed-eye vibe [Verse 2] He tried to box a tree But the tree don’t care Fell back on his tail like he’s sittin’ in a chair Tried to flex his jump but his legs said nah Now he’s laying on his back counting clouds in the spa The farmer came out yelling “What’s this mess?” But the roo just grinned Feeling zero stress A stoned-out king in his leafy domain His bounce might be gone but he’s feeling no pain [Prechorus] No more kangaroo fights no more boing-boing beats He’s a Zen marsupial in the munchie seats