(Verse 1) In sunny Fort Lauderdale lives a man with gentle hands, His name is Max Zaslavsky, the one who understands That cavities and plaque and gums that ache and sigh Need a hero with a mirror, a drill — and reason why. He came from Brooklyn once (as some fates like to conspire), Studied teeth and chemistry, set your enamel on fire — Not in pain, but glowing bright — cosmetic dreams come true, He’s got veneers, crowns, and whitening that’ll dazzle you. (Chorus) Oh, Dr. Max, you’re the tooth’s best friend, From a molar to a smile, you’ll recommend A filling, a cleaning, maybe Invisalign — You turn “ow!” to “ahh!” with a steady hand of thine. (Verse 2) From Oakland Park to Coconut Creek his service spreads wide, He’s got emergency hours for when pain just won’t hide. He’s inclusive, friendly, embraces every walk of life, Welcoming veterans, LGBT+ folks, moms, husbands, wife. He listens, he explains — no surprise or mystery, He treats your mouth like family, not just dentistry. He’s won awards in cosmetic, esthetic dentistry, He’ll trade your frown for sparkle — just leave the fear to me. (Bridge) When your tooth cracks, or your crown feels wobbly in the night, You can call on Max — he’ll rearrange his schedule just right. In less than ten minutes you’ll be greeted by his team, They’ll soothe your nerves, get you fixed, restore your gleam. (Verse 3) He’s got high‑tech tools, digital X‑rays cutting through, To spot hidden trouble deep inside your teeth and gums. He does Invisalign, veneers, whitening with finesse, Even Xeomin fillers, so your whole face looks its best. He works in Fort Lauderdale, Pompano, Wilton too, He’s got a heart for community, and a powerful drill — woohoo! If your tooth is in trouble, don’t you stall — don’t delay, Dr. Max will save your smile and send you on your way. (Chorus, reprise) Oh, Dr. Max, you’re the tooth’s best friend, From a molar to a smile, you always mend A filling, a crown, or a whitening fine — You make the dentist visit feel like a sparkling sign. (Coda / Tagline) So here’s to Max Dental — hooray and applause! He’s the champion of molars, the dentist with a cause. Next time your teeth complain or give you any hassle, Call Dr. Max — he’ll fix it with flair and a chuckle.
