[PAUSE 8 BEATS] [INTRO] (ooo ooo ah ah ah ah eh) say what you mean and do the other thing [VERSE] I feel like I’m walking in circles (circles) it’s a miracle of science one of you is not in compliance my defiance is lost in confusion (ooo ooo so con fused) [VERSE] hey left shoe who are you walking the other way I can’t even stay in one place (STAY eh eh stay) you just keep following your toes [VERSE] march to your own drum or hum your own anthem you’ve become a supposition in your super position (so oh super) [AD LIB] what exactly is your purpose? [BRIDGE] shoe left shoe who are you to steal direction you traitor debater of purpose woah there lefty guerrilla (ooo ooo left shoe ooo ooo ooo) [CHORUS] right goes right and you go right left you are bereft of direction void of virtuous vocation ooo ooo left shoe say what you mean and do the other thing (ooo aah aah other thing) my motives are all left alright (oh oh ah) my motives are all left alright (oh oh ah shot) my motives are all left alright [INSTRUMENTAL 16 BARS] [PAUSE] [VERSE] oh oh the places I go when even slow going is not choose somewhere shoeless legionnaire cause you can’t march there from anywhere (yeah yeah anywhere) [VERSE] even when I take them off the doffed left one keeps going like a scary movie raising hair walking carelessly around the room (ooo ooo ooo) [VERSE] this trip is a trip over easy intentions destinations keep pace with the horizon my right foot fell asleep in my mouth and what can I say that matters (ah ah nothing matters) [VERSE] one day I know my left shoe will finish pursuit of perfidy and might even join the journey then and maybe then I can walk straight (yeah yeah walk with intentions) [AD LIB] right straight into light into light alright leaving left behind [BRIDGE] shoe leftist shoe who are you to steal direction you traitor debater of purpose (ah ah not the boss of me) woah there lefty gorilla [CHORUS] right goes right and you go right left you are bereft of direction void of virtuous vocation ooo ooo shoe say what you mean and do the other thing (huh huh other thing) my motives are all left alright my motives are all left alright (oh oh ah) my motives are all left alright (oh oh ah shot) my motives are all left alright ooo ooo left shoe just turn right for once
