[Intro] Holy Moly "Ding Dong! Open up!" [Verse 1] The doorbell rings like a thunder strike I’m swiping on my phone, doing what I like Add to cart, click it fast, another credit card blow My living room is drowning, but I need some more! I bought a golden toilet and a neon cat tree The delivery guy is crying when he looks at me! [Pre-Chorus] Boxes in the hallway, stacked up to the roof You think that I am crazy? Well, I got the proof! I’m drowning in the plastic, bubble wrap in my hair Another notification, screaming through the air! [Chorus] Holy Moly! The delivery is here! I spent all my money on some useless gear! Holy Moly! Box number twenty-four! I can’t even find my way out of the door! Yeah, Holy Moly! [Verse 2] My boyfriend’s on his knees, begging me to stop But I am on a mission, ready for the drop I ordered custom armor for my chihuahua dog And a fog machine to turn the bathroom into a bog It’s completely useless, but it looks so fine The endorphins are pumping when I sign the line! [Pre-Chorus] Boxes in the hallway, stacked up to the roof You think that I am crazy? Well, I got the proof! I’m drowning in the plastic, bubble wrap in my hair Another notification, screaming through the air! [Chorus] Holy Moly! The delivery is here! I spent all my money on some useless gear! Holy Moly! Box number twenty-four! I can’t even find my way out of the door! [Bridge] I don’t need a therapist, I need more space! An avalanche of cardboard is hitting my face! One more click... just one more buy... I’m gonna keep on ordering until I die! [Chorus] Holy Moly! The delivery is here! I spent all my money on some useless gear! Holy Moly! Box number twenty-four! I can’t even find my way out of the door! [Outro] Yeah, Holy Moly! Where's my package? Ding Dong! Oops, I did it again!
