Been a couple days since she called me honey Checked my calendar she's right on the money I can set my clock by the warmth of her kiss well it's two weeks of love and two weeks of this Two weeks of love so good I'm in pain But the lovin' starts to stop when the moon begins to wane when the moon begins to wane so does our marital bliss It's two weeks of love and it's two weeks of this I hate my lousy job but it's the place I want to be fourteen days and nights I'd almost work for free please sign me back up on that overtime list cause it's two weeks of love and it's two weeks of this Two weeks of love so good I'm staying in bed late I'm calling in sick but I'm feeling great And then like clockwork work is something I don't wanna miss Cause it's two weeks of love and it's two weeks of this I hate to fight and argue and you know I never win Because it's not my wife I'm fighting with... It's her evil twin So I hold my tongue, wait for my wife, no point in getting pissed I get two weeks of love for two weeks of this Two weeks of love so good you know it's worth the wait As long as I can stay alive - dodge that flying plate Oh Look out here comes a sharp one, it's a crystal candy dish It's two weeks of love and two weeks of this Well My wife's a raving lunatic but everyone has flaws At least for her there is a cure they call it menopause So bring it on. I'm ready now. Is that horrible to wish? Cause It's two weeks of love and it's two weeks of this Two weeks of love so good you know I'd pay the price I wouldn't give up that love just to make her nice so if the change of life changes that then I will change my wish And I'll keep two weeks of love and suffer two weeks of this
