The Strangest Bastards

[Verse 1] Got a jellyfish chillin’ deep inside my shoe Whisperin’ secrets that smell like airplane glue My shadow’s breakdancin’ with a melted spoon Under the overpass hummin’ bubblegum tunes [Pre-Chorus] Flip the dial to station bone Everybody’s naked on a payphone [Chorus] We’re the strangest bastards walkin’ this planet Twirlin’ with the devil on a sequined blanket Howlin’ at the moon through a plastic trumpet Greatest fucked-up rhythm, yeah we own it [Verse 2] Granny’s rockin’ ink of a flamingo mob Grandpa’s deep-fryin’ silence in the kitchen job I’m surfin’ on a cloud of week-old cheese Askin’ the ceiling fan for one more squeeze [Pre-Chorus] Shake the mattress, let the dust bunnies wail Everything’s tied together with a rubber tail [Chorus] We’re the strangest bastards walkin’ this planet Twirlin’ with the devil on a sequined blanket Howlin’ at the moon through a plastic trumpet Greatest fucked-up rhythm, yeah we own it [Bridge – loose, spoken-sung] Brain’s a maraca stuffed with shattered glass Rattle it baby till the colors crash Saw a UFO slingin’ lemonade Tasted like tomorrow and yesterday’s parade [Final Chorus – bigger] We’re the strangest bastards walkin’ this planet Twirlin’ with the devil on a sequined blanket Howlin’ at the moon through a plastic trumpet Greatest fucked-up rhythm, greatest fucked-up rhythm Greatest motherfucking weird rhythm! [Outro – funky jam fade] Strange… strange… strange… (la la la laaa, bass slaps out)