[Verse 1] I park my truck across three lines Cut in front at checkout time Flip the bird in morning traffic Then go pray to Jesus Christ I drink beer at kids’ recitals I quote memes like they’re the Bible I’ve got flags on every fender And my dog’s named Ronald Reagan [Pre-Chorus] I light fireworks in March Take off my boots at the bar Tippin’ cows and pushin’ buttons Man, I take it way too far [Chorus] 'Cause I’m an ass hole, but I’m free A red, white, and belligerent piece of liberty I might cuss, I might fight, I might make ya roll your eyes But I’ll still bring the pie to Thanksgiving night I’m a pain in your soul, but I'm rockin' that role Yeah, I’m an ass hole — and an American, bro [Verse 2] I laugh too loud in quiet places Say, “Relax, it’s just my face, kid” I’ll steal your fries and blame Joe Biden Then invite you to my place, man I speed past you with no shirt Then honk like you did the dirt I tell the truth with a little spice And I won’t apologize twice [Pre-Chorus] I BBQ at 10 a.m. Crack a joke, offend your friend But I’ll still help you move that couch Then ghost your texts again [Chorus] Yeah, I’m an ass hole, but I’m free A national treasure of dysfunction and glee I might bail on your plans, I might blast Kid Rock But I’ll fight for your rights in a Walmart parking lot I’m a beautiful troll with a stars-and-stripes soul I’m an assc hole — and an American, bro [Bridge] (spoken, like a sermon) Now don’t confuse my attitude For lack of gratitude I love this land — from sea to shinin’ screw you [Final Chorus] Yeah, I’m an ass hole, but that’s me The spirit of freedom in a muscle tee I might gaslight your mom, I might clog your feed But I’ll sing this anthem with a hand on my… sweet tea I’m bold, I’m loud, I’m outta control I’m an ass hole — 🎤 AND PROUDLY AMERICAN, YO!
