BUBBLEGUM BITCH!

[Verse 1] Pink on my tongue, got a knife in my grin Say I'm doing fine while I'm rotting within Got a little red bow and a problem to match Put a smile on my face, then I throw it in the trash Everybody loves a girl who's polite So I nod real sweet while I’m starting a fight You can call me dramatic, you can call me insane But at least when I snap, I make it entertaining [Pre-Chorus] I blow a bubble— POP! There goes my self-control Laugh until I’m crying Isn't that adorable? [Chorus] I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Chew me up, spit me out I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Sugar-coated meltdown Cherry-red lips and a head full of static Everything's fine! (That was sarcastic.) I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Sweet enough to make you sick Stick around, I'll make it worse Put my problems in a pink little purse [Verse 2] I got glitter on my problems and a sticker on my brain Tell everybody “love ya!” while I’m driving them insane Got a pocket full of secrets and a mouth full of lies If you ask me how I'm feeling, I will probably say “surprise!” I’m emotionally available On alternate days Currently buffering Please don't ask me to explain [Pre-Chorus] I blow a bubble— POP! Look what I did again Call it character development I call it poor decision-making [Chorus] I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Chew me up, spit me out I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Sugar-coated meltdown Cherry-red lips and a head full of static Everything's fine! (That was sarcastic.) I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Sweet enough to make you sick Stick around, I'll make it worse Put my problems in a pink little purse [Bridge — drums drop out, distorted bass underneath] Oh, I'm so normal Look at me go I haven't screamed today (That's progress, you know.) I wear my issues like a fashion statement Hand-me-down trauma with a cute little bracelet If being stable's all it's cracked up to be— Then why's everybody staring at me? [Drums explode back in] [Breakdown] BUBBLE! GUM! BITE MY TONGUE! BUBBLE! GUM! HERE I COME! Smile for the camera! Wave to the crowd! Tell them you're happy! Say it real loud! [Final Chorus] I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Chew me up, spit me out I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Now I'm laughing way too loud Cherry-red lips and a head full of static Everything's fine! (Still sarcastic.) I'm a BUBBLE GUM BITCH! Sweet enough to make you sick If you wanted something normal— Should've picked a different flavor, dick! [Outro — breathless, amused] Pop. ...Oops. I think I swallowed my dignity.