In the darkness of the night The stars are shining bright But not quite so bright Because a battlecruis’r there! My opponent’s such a hack Their whole strategy is back- Wards, Their first unit to attack Is a battlecruiser there! My whoooole liiiiife I’ve been dreaming of something more Never noticing that my opponent Already built a fusion core! Yes I know battlecruiser warp Jumping right into my base In my face, such a disgrace I barely gave any chase. [chorus] “Who called in the fleet?” Not me! “You hailed?” I did not! “It’s a trap!” but for whom? “Whatever that means” I’ve been caught! (In the cage!) Pew pew pew, little lasers shooting fast. The Yamato’s now ready and charged. This just match just keeps getting worse. My defenses are getting barged. [chorus] “Who called in the fleet?” Not me! “You hailed?” I did not! “It’s a trap!” but for whom? “Whatever that means” I’ve been caught! (In the cage!) [musical interlude] … “Oh really?” “Well?” “What is it?” “Ok! Roger. Will do!” Oooohhh I wiiiish I had scouted anything The first five minutes of the game Were just so relaxing! Void rays, corrupters, Vikings I build en mass. But it makes no difference with a rush this fast. What I should of done is so obvious now Attack with anything before the battlecruiser pow! [chorus] “Who called in the fleet?” Not me! “You hailed?” I did not! “It’s a trap!” but for whom? “Whatever that means” I’ve been caught! (In the cage!) I know what I’ll do The only thing I can do I’ll go to the forums “Nerf it or I’ll sue!” [chorus] “Who called in the fleet?” Not me! “You hailed?” I did not! “It’s a trap!” but for whom? “Whatever that means” I’ve been caught! [break it down] In the cage!
