[Verse 1] I wake up late in the cold gray air No war room map, no battle stare I tie my boots, then I pause and grin I’m not that man, but I’m not giving in [Pre-Chorus] No medals on me No flags to wave I keep my peace And I eat like a brave [Chorus] I’m not a commando I’m a CON MAN DO It’s totally different, you know I don’t win wars I win my sleep And breakfast hits me slow I’m not a commando I’m a "CONMANDO" Say it again and let it go Bacon on the plate Beer in the glass That’s how I’m built to roll [Verse 2] By noon, I’m moving in a steady line No dust, no smoke, just a proper time The table’s set, and the eggs are gold I like my life warm, simple, and bold [Pre-Chorus] No trenches for me No marching song I take it easy And I still stand strong [Chorus] I’m not a commando I’m a Con Man DO! It’s totally different, you know I don’t win wars I win my sleep And breakfast hits me slow I’m not a commando I’m a conman do Say it again and let it go Bacon on the plate Beer in the glass That’s how I’m built to roll [Bridge] You can keep the thunder I’ll keep the bed You can chase the victory I’ll chase the spread A quiet heart A hungry grin That’s where my best days begin [Final Chorus] I’m not a commando I’m a conmando It’s totally different, you know I don’t win wars I win my sleep And breakfast hits me slow I’m not a commando I’m a conmando Let the whole room hear me crow Bacon on the plate Beer in the glass That’s how I’m built to roll
