[Verse 1] Woke up this morning with a smile on my face, Found some Night Crew secrets, thought I'd share 'em with the place. Spent all night mapping monsters, every hallway, every clue... Thought I'd spend the day with gamers... ...Guess I never knew. [Verse 2] Reddit threw a flag at me, Said, "No, not today." So I dug up YouTube emails From a lifetime far away. Found old strikes for Zelda, Found one labeled "child safety" too. Sat there scratching my head saying... "What the hell did Link even do?" [Chorus] How'd we get here? Somebody explain. Started talking video games, Ended fighting copyright claims. Every time I solve one problem, Three more kick the door... I just wanted to play some games— Now I'm documenting lore. [Verse 3] So I emailed YouTube nicely, "Hey, I've tried for years." NTT quit answering, Left me drowning in appeals. Then a crowd on X came running, Pointed me toward "the guy." Said, "He'll get your channel back!" ...Yeah... Nice try. [Verse 4] "Special software." "Secret access." "Algorithms." Magic keys. Soon as I asked one question... He blocked me with ease. Scammer hunters picked it up, Started digging through the mess. Guess I didn't fix my channel... ...But I sure ruined somebody's business day, I guess. [Final Chorus] Started with a horror game, Ended chasing fraud. Built a case by accident, Guess that's just my job. Wanted back my YouTube, That was all I planned... Instead I tripped over a scam ring With a LEGO cup in hand.
