[Intro — Female Alien Vocal] BEEP BEEP! Human, get outta my way! I’m taking your pickup to the Milky Way! Hee-hee! 👽 [Verse 1 — Male Rap] Met a cute alien girl at the edge of town, Three eyes shining while she’s tearing it down, She stole my hat, then she stole my keys, Now she’s doing donuts underneath the trees! She said, “Hop in, cowboy, we’re leaving tonight,” I said, “Girl, you sure this thing’s street legal, right?” She hit the throttle—my boots hit the dash, Next thing I know, we’re doing hyperspace laps! [Pre-Chorus — Female Alien] Ooh, you make me crazy, Ooh, you drive me wild, Your planet’s kinda strange, boy, But I like your style! [Chorus — Both] Cute alien girl, driving me insane! She got UFO tires and a moonshine brain! Cute alien girl, flying down the lane, She turned my country pickup into a rocket train! [Verse 2 — Male Rap] She drinks root beer with a straw through her nose, Got six little boots and a glowing pink coat, She says, “Take me dancing!”—I said, “Where we going?” She pointed at Saturn like, “That place be glowing!” She loves country music but hates my guitar, Said, “Play me something from your favorite space bar!” I played one chord and she screamed, “OH NO!” Then teleported my amplifier to Pluto! [Bridge — Female Alien Vocal] Beep-beep, yee-haw! Come on, little human! We’re going to the stars! I got a tractor beam— And I know where you are! 👽 [Final Chorus — Both] Cute alien girl, driving me insane! She kidnapped my heart on a meteor train! Cute alien girl, dancing in the rain, Now the whole damn galaxy knows my name! [Outro — Female Alien] Human cowboy… You’re cute. But your driving… IS TERRIBLE! ALIEN LAUGHTER + ENGINE SCREECH + BANJO SOLO
